On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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