dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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