The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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