so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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