this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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