I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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