dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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