I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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