worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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