I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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