she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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