he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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