White coat. Heels.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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