I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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