So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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