Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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