He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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