problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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