so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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