David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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