Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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