dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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