I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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