The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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