Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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