; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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