I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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