'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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