Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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