drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
FUCK WHALES
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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