Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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