I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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