Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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