The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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