dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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