All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
