When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
a search helicopter?!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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