i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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