i need an iv and a liver transplant
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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