it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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