If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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