the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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