Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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