Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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