I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Hippo gnu deer
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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