I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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