I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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