Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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