a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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