Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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