I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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