the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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