Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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