They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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