idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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