4 words: hood of his car
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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