Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
did i walk over a car last night?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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