Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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